• New Jersey Earthquake TshirtNew Jersey Earthquake Tshirt

    New Jersey Earthquake tshirt Oversized

    $34.50$39.00

    Consider yourself lucky if you survived the Great New Jersey Earthquake of 2024. It affected not only New Jersey, but New York, Connecticut, and Pennsylvania. I’m a survivor, you’re a survivor.

    Select optionsLoading Done This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • New Jersey Map Minimal Baseball Denim Hat

    $29.50

    Simply New Jersey. Complement your everyday wardrobe with this pigment-dyed denim hat! Made out of 100% cotton, the 6-panel cap offers a light feel, while the adjustable strap ensures a solid and comfortable fit.

    Select optionsLoading Done This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • A drawing of a large maggot in a therapy session with the words Maggot Therapy (it's real, Google it). Designed by Kenny Velez.a girl wearing a shirt with A drawing of a large maggot in a therapy session with the words Maggot Therapy (it's real, Google it). Designed by Kenny Velez.

    Maggot Therapy T-Shirt

    $25.00$27.00

    I heard about this on the Stuff You Should Know podcast and thought it was interesting enough to make a t-shirt. Spread the word about this fascinating subject. They are fascinating little creatures.

    Select optionsLoading Done This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • a White t-shirt with anime manga Sad Squirrels drawing and Japanese writinga guy wearing a White t-shirt with anime manga Sad Squirrels drawing and Japanese writing

    Sad Squirrels Anime Style T-Shirt

    $24.99

    Life is hard, even for kawaii Ma Squirrel. When’s the last time you had to worry about a flying animal swooping in out of nowhere, ensnaring you with its talons, and ripping you apart? Based on Sad Girls anime shirts. I guess it’s more manga style.

    Select optionsLoading Done This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • a white t-shirt with a drawing of a modified Gadsden flag but drawn in pencil with the words Don't Take on Me. A play on the a-ha - Take On Me Music Video. The snake has a mullet.a guy wearing a yellow t-shirt with a drawing of a modified Gadsden flag but drawn in pencil with the words Don't Take on Me. A play on the a-ha - Take On Me Music Video. The snake has a mullet.

    Don’t Take on Me 80’s Tee Unisex T-Shirt

    $24.99

    We’re talking away I don’t know what ‘m to say I’ll say it anyway. Don’t Take on Me! Sport this Gadsden flag inspired 80’s tee. It’s not everyday you see a rattlesnake with a mullet.

    Select optionsLoading Done This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Man in Front of Union City Botanica • Artwork T-Shirt

    $24.99

    Botanicas for me are a vestige of the old Union City, NJ, when it was still Havana on the Hudson. Here, in contrast stands a man modeled after a Central American day laborer. He represent the new wave of immigration. After the Cubans and South Americans, came the Mexicans and Central Americans. Now the botanicas have started to adapt, and next to Changó you’ll find the Santa Muerte.

    -Kenny Velez

    Select optionsLoading Done This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • A yellow t-shirt with a drawing of a mugshot featuring a cartoon hippo in a Hawaiian shirt in the vein of the iconic mugshot of Pablo Escobar. Designed by Kenny Velez.a guy wearing a black t-shirt with a drawing of a mugshot featuring a cartoon hippo in a Hawaiian shirt in the vein of the iconic mugshot of Pablo Escobar. Designed by Kenny Velez.

    Narco Mugshot Colombian Hippo Invasion T-Shirt Shaded

    $24.99

    The Colombian hippo invasion is upon us! After the Pablo Escobar’s death his hippos escaped into the Colombian wild and they’re spreading uncontrollably. Be on the lookout for these giant beasts!

    Select optionsLoading Done This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • a man wearing a red t-shirt with a cute blue Ma Squirrel logo. Designed by Kenny Velez.A yellow t-shirt with a cute blue Ma Squirrel logo. Designed by Kenny Velez.

    Ma Squirrel Kawaii Unisex t-shirt

    $24.99

    Your favorite blue mama squirrel

    Select optionsLoading Done This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • a white women's t-shirt of a watercolor illustration of the Weehawken water tower from Union City. By Kenny Veleza girl wearing a white women's t-shirt of a watercolor illustration of the Weehawken water tower from Union City on the floor. By Kenny Velez

    Weehawken via Union City • Artwork Women’s T-Shirt

    $24.99

    This piece was made to be a little more commercial than most of my Union City watercolor series of illustrations. In fact this is almost not Union City. It’s on the border with Weehawken, our more affluent neighboring town, famous for its old water tower, and Hamilton’s last duel.

    -Kenny Velez

    Select optionsLoading Done This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • White long sleeve shirt with anime Sad Squirrels drawing and Japanese writingA guy wearing a Black long sleeve shirt with anime Sad Squirrels drawing and Japanese writing

    Sad Squirrels Anime Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

    $44.99

    Life is hard, even for Ma Squirrel. When’s the last time you had to worry about a flying animal swooping in out of nowhere, ensnaring you with its talons, and ripping you apart? Based on Sad Girls anime shirts.

    Select optionsLoading Done This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • yellow long sleeve shirt with a cute blue squirrel embroidery on a coat hangar

    Ma Squirrel Embroidered Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

    $28.99

    Who doesn’t like embroidered shirts featuring cute animals? Lacoste anyone? Ma Squirrel is named after a squirrel who came by my apartment window almost everyday during the pandemic. She had a few kids during this time so I named her “The Mom.” Here shortened to “Ma.” The kids grew fast and eventually left the nest (in our roof) but always knew her by her cut ear. It’s been months now since she’s come by. So this is my homage to her, wherever she is.

    Select optionsLoading Done This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page