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  • New Jersey Earthquake TshirtNew Jersey Earthquake Tshirt

    New Jersey Earthquake tshirt Oversized

    $34.50 – $39.00

    Consider yourself lucky if you survived the Great New Jersey Earthquake of 2024. It affected not only New Jersey, but New York, Connecticut, and Pennsylvania. I’m a survivor, you’re a survivor.

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  • A drawing of a large maggot in a therapy session with the words Maggot Therapy (it's real, Google it). Designed by Kenny Velez.a girl wearing a shirt with A drawing of a large maggot in a therapy session with the words Maggot Therapy (it's real, Google it). Designed by Kenny Velez.

    Maggot Therapy T-Shirt

    $26.00 – $37.50

    I heard about this on the Stuff You Should Know podcast and thought it was interesting enough to make a t-shirt. Spread the word about this fascinating subject. They are fascinating little creatures.

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  • A blue shirt with A creepy drawing of Mark Zuckerberg with the words FIGHT ME. Referencing the fight between the billionaires Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberga man wearing a white shirt with A creepy drawing of Mark Zuckerberg with the words FIGHT ME. Referencing the fight between the billionaires Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg

    Mark Zuckerberg Fight Me Musk Billionaire t-shirt

    $24.99

    Be tough like the Billionaires fight club. Dueling CEO’s and tech bros come togeher. Whether in a cage match or in the street. Soon it’ll be you saying Send Me Location like Zuck … or Khabib.

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  • a White t-shirt with anime manga Sad Squirrels drawing and Japanese writinga guy wearing a White t-shirt with anime manga Sad Squirrels drawing and Japanese writing

    Sad Squirrels Anime Style T-Shirt

    $24.99

    Life is hard, even for kawaii Ma Squirrel. When’s the last time you had to worry about a flying animal swooping in out of nowhere, ensnaring you with its talons, and ripping you apart? Based on Sad Girls anime shirts. I guess it’s more manga style.

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  • yellow color t-shirt with a drawing of the water tower from Secaucus, NJ on a beach, with the words Sea Cocos, La Joya de los Meadowlands. Designed by Kenny Velez.blue t-shirt with a drawing of the water tower from Secaucus, NJ on a beach, with the words Sea Cocos, La Joya de los Meadowlands. Designed by Kenny Velez.

    Sea Cocos – Secaucus, NJ Unisex T-shirt

    $24.99

    There’s a place known only to hispanics (latinx for the woke) in Hudson County, NJ and the surrounding areas. A place of magic and wonder known as Sea Cocos, NJ. Celebrate the Jewel of the Meadowlands with this t-shirt!

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  • a white t-shirt with a drawing of a modified Gadsden flag but drawn in pencil with the words Don't Take on Me. A play on the a-ha - Take On Me Music Video. The snake has a mullet.a guy wearing a yellow t-shirt with a drawing of a modified Gadsden flag but drawn in pencil with the words Don't Take on Me. A play on the a-ha - Take On Me Music Video. The snake has a mullet.

    Don’t Take on Me 80’s Tee Unisex T-Shirt

    $24.99

    We’re talking away I don’t know what ‘m to say I’ll say it anyway. Don’t Take on Me! Sport this Gadsden flag inspired 80’s tee. It’s not everyday you see a rattlesnake with a mullet.

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  • a white t-shirt with a drawing of a sad cat with the words I'm Not a Cat. Designed by Kenny Velez.a white t-shirt with a drawing of a sad cat with the words I'm Not a Cat. Designed by Kenny Velez.

    I’m Not a Cat T-Shirt

    $24.99

    If you’re ever afraid that you might be confused for a cat, this shirt is for you! Coworkers, loved ones, lawyers, and even judges, will have no doubt that indeed, you-are-not-a-cat. Fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you. And it can withstand several washings while maintaining its shape, so it’s great for everyday wear!

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  • A silver t-shirt with a drawing of hands using a handheld coffee grinder with the words COFFEE EMBRACE THE GRIND in red and black lettering. Designed by Kenny Veleza guy wearing A black t-shirt with a drawing of hands using a handheld coffee grinder with the words COFFEE EMBRACE THE GRIND in yellow lettering. Designed by Kenny Velez

    Coffee Embrace the Grind T-Shirt

    $24.99

    Preground coffee is for pansies. Get yer arms workin’ and embrace the GRIND! Or use an electric grinder, even if it’s not as cool. Grind fresh, that’s all that matter!

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  • Man in Front of Union City Botanica • Artwork T-Shirt

    $24.99

    Botanicas for me are a vestige of the old Union City, NJ, when it was still Havana on the Hudson. Here, in contrast stands a man modeled after a Central American day laborer. He represent the new wave of immigration. After the Cubans and South Americans, came the Mexicans and Central Americans. Now the botanicas have started to adapt, and next to Changó you’ll find the Santa Muerte.

    -Kenny Velez

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  • a blue t-shirt with a drawing of a bitten cronut with the words REMEMBER CRONUTS? in yellow lettering. Designed by Kenny Velez.A woman sitting in a classic diner wearing a teal blue t-shirt with a drawing of a bitten cronut with the words REMEMBER CRONUTS? in yellow lettering. Designed by Kenny Velez.

    Remember Cronuts Unisex t-shirt

    $24.99 – $32.99

    It feels like we’ve stepped back in time to the glorious days of 2013, when the word “Cronut” captivated the world! Do you recall when everyone was buzzing about this revolutionary pastry? Donuts and croissants merged into one magnificent creation, giving birth to the Cronut! Back then, it wasn’t just a treat; it was a cultural phenomenon that consumed people’s thoughts. Lines snaked around the block as eager enthusiasts eagerly awaited their turn to savor this delectable masterpiece. Let’s cherish those memories and pay homage to the Cronut’s legacy! Dare I say, could we already label it as “vintage?” Or perhaps, “retro” is the more fitting term for this iconic culinary delight?

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  • A guy wearing a white t-shirt with a drawing of a Bergenline jitney dollar bus from Union City, NJ with word BLine on top. Designed by Kenny Velez

    Bergenline Bus T-Shirt – Unisex t-shirt

    $24.99 – $34.99

    Represent the jewel of New Jersey with this Bergenline t-shirt. Extending from Union City through West New York, Guttenberg, and North Bergen, Bergenline Avenue is a main street like no other! Even the Avenue des Champs-Élysées pales in comparison. Central to this design is the dollar van (jitney) which is as much a staple of BLine (as it’s known in the local vernacular) as the cuban sandwich.

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  • A yellow t-shirt with a drawing of a mugshot featuring a cartoon hippo in a Hawaiian shirt in the vein of the iconic mugshot of Pablo Escobar. Designed by Kenny Velez.a guy wearing a black t-shirt with a drawing of a mugshot featuring a cartoon hippo in a Hawaiian shirt in the vein of the iconic mugshot of Pablo Escobar. Designed by Kenny Velez.

    Narco Mugshot Colombian Hippo Invasion T-Shirt Shaded

    $24.99

    The Colombian hippo invasion is upon us! After the Pablo Escobar’s death his hippos escaped into the Colombian wild and they’re spreading uncontrollably. Be on the lookout for these giant beasts!

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