Clothing – Kenny Velez Shop

Evening in West New York Oversized T-shirt

Kenny Velez — Wed, 18 Dec 2024 16:55:03 +0000

Step into timeless artistry with our exclusive Evening in West New York Tee. Inspired by the iconic steps on 66th Street in West New York, NJ, this design blends local charm with the elegance of Japanese printmaking. Perfect for those who love bold design and meaningful storytelling—wear a piece of art, wear a piece of home.

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New Jersey Earthquake tshirt Oversized

Kenny Velez — Sun, 07 Apr 2024 07:44:51 +0000

Consider yourself lucky if you survived the Great New Jersey Earthquake of 2024. It affected not only New Jersey, but New York, Connecticut, and Pennsylvania. I'm a survivor, you're a survivor.

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New Jersey Map Minimal Baseball Denim Hat

Kenny Velez — Sun, 07 Apr 2024 07:33:46 +0000

Simply New Jersey. Complement your everyday wardrobe with this pigment-dyed denim hat! Made out of 100% cotton, the 6-panel cap offers a light feel, while the adjustable strap ensures a solid and comfortable fit.

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Maggot Therapy T-Shirt

Kenny Velez — Fri, 03 Nov 2023 23:05:04 +0000

I heard about this on the Stuff You Should Know podcast and thought it was interesting enough to make a t-shirt. Spread the word about this fascinating subject. They are fascinating little creatures.

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Mark Zuckerberg Fight Me Musk Billionaire t-shirt

Kenny Velez — Wed, 05 Jul 2023 06:46:19 +0000

Be tough like the Billionaires fight club. Dueling CEO's and tech bros come togeher. Whether in a cage match or in the street. Soon it'll be you saying Send Me Location like Zuck ... or Khabib.

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Sad Squirrels Anime Style T-Shirt

Kenny Velez — Thu, 22 Jun 2023 00:55:25 +0000

Life is hard, even for kawaii Ma Squirrel. When’s the last time you had to worry about a flying animal swooping in out of nowhere, ensnaring you with its talons, and ripping you apart? Based on Sad Girls anime shirts. I guess it's more manga style.

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Sea Cocos – Secaucus, NJ Unisex T-shirt

Kenny Velez — Wed, 21 Jun 2023 05:53:09 +0000

There's a place known only to hispanics (latinx for the woke) in Hudson County, NJ and the surrounding areas. A place of magic and wonder known as Sea Cocos, NJ. Celebrate the Jewel of the Meadowlands with this t-shirt!

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Don’t Take on Me 80’s Tee Unisex T-Shirt

Kenny Velez — Tue, 20 Jun 2023 21:15:34 +0000

We're talking away I don't know what 'm to say I'll say it anyway. Don't Take on Me! Sport this Gadsden flag inspired 80's tee. It's not everyday you see a rattlesnake with a mullet.

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I’m Not a Cat T-Shirt

Kenny Velez — Tue, 20 Jun 2023 19:11:04 +0000

If you're ever afraid that you might be confused for a cat, this shirt is for you! Coworkers, loved ones, lawyers, and even judges, will have no doubt that indeed, you-are-not-a-cat. Fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you. And it can withstand several washings while maintaining its shape, so it's great for everyday wear!

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Coffee Embrace the Grind T-Shirt

Kenny Velez — Tue, 20 Jun 2023 16:04:06 +0000

Preground coffee is for pansies. Get yer arms workin' and embrace the GRIND! Or use an electric grinder, even if it's not as cool. Grind fresh, that's all that matter!

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